Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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