My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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