He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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