What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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