he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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