i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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