What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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