This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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