That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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