Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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