i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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