how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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