physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
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just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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