When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
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