so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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