those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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