Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
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