i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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