just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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