And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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