I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I don't usually arrange sex via text message
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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