Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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