I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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