I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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