Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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