either way he was missing a nipple.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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