He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
