My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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