ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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