Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
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