I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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