The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
he shaved USA in his pubs
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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