I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I will be naked everywhere
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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