no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
No subtext here. People are naked.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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