He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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