but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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