ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I know her cup size but not her name....
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