Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
We named our party play list daddy issues
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
i will never coherently bang her
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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