Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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