his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
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