so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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