Have you finally orgasmed yet?
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I believe in your delicious
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
