The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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