Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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