but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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