you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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