Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
do herpes really smell.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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