Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
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