Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
