I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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