a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
