just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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