awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
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