So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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