Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
drinking out of a sandbucket again
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
Can you bring me the toilet please
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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