the new term for farting is butt boxing.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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