Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Randomize
