So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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