I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Did I show you my penis last night?
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
Randomize
