I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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